FUSEPLUG Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Article 128, Assault consummated by a battery Battery, eh? I'm gonna need a schematic to see how that one worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one1 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 (edited) That is what happens when you spend most of your career as an enlisted aide doing this for GOs. http://www.aetc.af.mil/news/story.asp?id=123029799 ETA: Not joking at all. He spent 13 years being an enlisted aide. Edited March 10, 2014 by one1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azimuth Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 My first Command Chief at Robins was an Enlisted Aide for 2/3rds of her career. Her EPR's were pretty much bullshit, however they were signed by 3-4 Star GO rater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17D_guy Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Best part - An enlisted aide is not a maid, cook or butler, but some of their tasks consist of administrative duties, culinary skills, property and grounds maintenance, entertainment, uniform care and supporting the general on temporary duty. These duties enable enlisted aides in earning advanced certifications in household management and culinary arts. They're also usually flaming assholes with demands far beyond their station. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetip Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 An enlisted aide is not a maid, cook or butler, but some of their tasks consist of administrative duties, culinary skills, property and grounds maintenance, entertainment, uniform care and supporting the general on temporary duty. These duties enable enlisted aides in earning advanced certifications in household management and culinary arts. .....so they're maids, cooks, and butlers. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
17D_guy Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 (edited) .....so they're maids, cooks, and butlers. you forgot landscaper as well property and grounds maintenance Edited March 12, 2014 by 17D_guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 you forgot landscaper as well Botanical Life Systems Maintenance Technology there’s a CCAF hiding there! Gotta think about post-military employment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10percenttruth Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Any guesses how many members of TIB have this kind of douche-nozzle pedigree? Seems par for the course for someone who spends years in the military without doing anything moderately military related. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buddy Spike Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 http://warfighterfoundation.wordpress.com/2014/03/21/debunking-the-israeli-women-in-combat-myth/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 http://warfighterfoundation.wordpress.com/2014/03/21/debunking-the-israeli-women-in-combat-myth/ Article is almost 13 years old...just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimalMother Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 ...And it was as valid 13 years ago as it is today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Might be a repost, but I don't care. Allegedly the following was snuck into a Navy flag officer's sexual assault prevention brief... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeHoler Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Might be a repost, but I don't care. Allegedly the following was snuck into a Navy flag officer's sexual assault prevention brief... It was, and still probably is, posted on the official Navy Facebook page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaco Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/24/us/navy-blue-angels-commander/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stract Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toro Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Apparently trying to pick up college girls with your junk hanging out of your PT gear is not the approved method. Officer gets dismissal, confinement for indecent exposure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ram Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Apparently trying to pick up college girls with your junk hanging out of your PT gear is not the approved method. Officer gets dismissal, confinement for indecent exposure Well, that means no more hanging brain at the O'Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoleIt Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 "An instructor pilot training student..." Wait...what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Enough! Ban AF PT shorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10percenttruth Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Wait...what? FAIP going through in-house PIT, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hispeed7721 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 FAIP going through in-house PIT, perhaps? As a 2Lt? Pretty quick turnaround... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HU&W Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 As a 2Lt? Pretty quick turnaround... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Totally normal timeline for a FAIP. All Sheppard PIT is done in house. Also, this never would have happened if the AF had contracted an actual athletic wear company (Asics, UA, Nike, etc...) to make the PT gear by adding the AF symbol to a proven product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFM this Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Also, this never would have happened if the AF had contracted an actual athletic wear company (Asics, UA, Nike, etc...) to make the PT gear by adding the AF symbol to a proven product. This makes no logical sense whatsoever, but could have been used as an excuse to have far better PT wear than the craptastic shit we have now. Therefore: valid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestik Møøse Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Did the Court Martial release findings of why he was wearing PT gear off base? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeloDude Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Did the Court Martial release findings of why he was wearing PT gear off base? Pretty evident: To show off his junk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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