czecksikhs Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 http://www.nypost.co...CRfOyJhODIuCcfM The New York Post needs to fire their research department, since everybody knows "per diem" is from the Latin "to pay for hookers and booze." Also, they should never, ever send any of their intrepid reporters on assignment to Pattaya or Angeles City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 (edited) “It could have resulted in a potential assassination attempt on the president,” said Ronald Kessler, author of “In the President’s Secret Service.” “It the biggest scandal in the history of the Secret Service and the most basic breach of security,” the author said. Please. Calm yourself down Ronald. “I had a breakfast meeting to discuss trade and drugs, but the only thing the other delegates wanted to talk about was the story of the agents and the hookers,” chuckled one Latin American diplomat Exactly. It's funny and no one gives a shit. Edited April 15, 2012 by Rainman A-10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napoleon_Tanerite Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Expect a re-vamped "Trafficking in persons" CBT and a few strongly worded emails. That should fix the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf424 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 http://www.nypost.co...CRfOyJhODIuCcfM The New York Post needs to fire their research department, since everybody knows "per diem" is from the Latin "to pay for hookers and booze." Also, they should never, ever send any of their intrepid reporters on assignment to Southeast Asia. FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. That and get a receipt and so you can claim it on your voucher under “entertainment expenses”. I’m sure the ‘can’t keep a Secret Service’ has a better DTS system than Mother Blue. Just don’t put it on your Gov’t travel card, so be sure get some cash from the lobby ATM beforehand. Just like going to the Lords of the Lapdance “Gentlemen’s Club” while TDY stateside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. Word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vertigo Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. There's always one guy that has to fuck it up for everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitteEinBit Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. $50?!? Is that all they're charging these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getzen2 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 $50?!? Is that all they're charging these days? Actually, they only charge $47 but it would be impolite to ask for change 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoHum Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-17736392 Now 10 mil. Claims that Secret Service agents and military personnel hired prostitutes in Colombia are an embarrassment, the US military's top officer has said. "We let the boss down," US Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Martin Dempsey told a Pentagon news conference. Secret Service and military staff have been questioned over allegations of misconduct on the eve of President Obama's visit for a weekend summit. Eleven Secret Service agents have been suspended and sent home. A senior official told the BBC that at least 10 military service members were under investigation. A Pentagon spokesman said earlier there were more individuals involved than the five originally reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJDRVR Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Reminds of the Captain having an arguement at the layover hotel in front of the crew bus one morning in Rio. The professional young lady is attempting to make him pay up. He ignores her and gets on the bus, thinking she won't follow. She does. She's screaming now: "You came in my mouth and fucked me up the ass, now give me my money!" A classic moment in the anals of airline history. The whole crew witnessed it. I wish I could have had T-shirts made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaver Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Reminds of the Captain having an arguement at the layover hotel in front of the crew bus one morning in Rio. The professional young lady is attempting to make him pay up. He ignores her and gets on the bus, thinking she won't follow. She does. She's screaming now: "You came in my mouth and fucked me up the ass, now give me my money!" A classic moment in the anals of airline history. The whole crew witnessed it. I wish I could have had T-shirts made. Just for reference, how much money are we talking here? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
czecksikhs Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Reminds of the Captain having an arguement at the layover hotel in front of the crew bus one morning in Rio. The professional young lady is attempting to make him pay up. He ignores her and gets on the bus, thinking she won't follow. She does. She's screaming now: "You came in my mouth and ######ed me up the ass, now give me my money!" A classic moment in the anals of airline history. The whole crew witnessed it. I wish I could have had T-shirts made. At least he got the order right. Never go ass to mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day Man Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I wish I could have had T-shirts made. http://www.cafepress.com/+t-shirts depending on the accompanying artwork, put me down for one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clayton Bigsby Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Just for reference, how much money are we talking here? What, a cheap airline pilot? No way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 (edited) Reminds of the Captain having an arguement at the layover hotel in front of the crew bus one morning in Rio. The professional young lady is attempting to make him pay up. He ignores her and gets on the bus, thinking she won't follow. She does. She's screaming now: "You came in my mouth and ######ed me up the ass, now give me my money!" A classic moment in the anals of airline history. The whole crew witnessed it. I wish I could have had T-shirts made. (Italic Emphasis mine) I wasn't going to Grammar Police this, but the typo was just too fitting not to point out. Edited April 17, 2012 by Stretch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyguy2181 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I wonder if any AF advance agents are going to get caught up in this. Knowing the typical military reaction, they will investigate everyone down there and people will get in trouble, even if they weren't associated with the secret service prostitutes. ....all for not paying a woman in the morning.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champ Kind Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 $50?!? Is that all they're charging these days? Hmmm... Looks like the going rate in S. America is more than in SE Asia. Perhaps one of you guys getting a bullshit MBA from one of the diploma mills could conduct a study on this phenomenon in the market place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pawnman Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Hmmm... Looks like the going rate in S. America is more than in SE Asia. Perhaps one of you guys getting a bullshit MBA from one of the diploma mills could conduct a study on this phenomenon in the market place. The price difference is accounted for by risk aversion...much less chance of encountering a lady-boy in Brazil than in Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeyWatchThis Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techsan Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 The price difference is accounted for by risk aversion...much less chance of encountering a lady-boy in Brazil than in Thailand. Not to mention the VD risk aversion...besides, doesn't the Brazillian Wax come from Brazil? Much more sanitary---well, as sanitary as you can get from a South 'Merican hooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosuper Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 What a way to screw up a Banner mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TacAirCoug Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 To think this all could have been avoided if the guy had just paid her the $50. Apparently he forgot (or didn't know) you don't pay hookers to have sex - you pay them to leave when done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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