ClearedHot Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Man accused of posing as AF 2-star general Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Termy Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 To go buy $62 worth of stuff on post? Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 If he had just worn sloppy ABUs, a gold oak leaf and a medical badge, nobody would have paid him any mind. But no...he just had to go in service dress as a 2* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKopack Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 $62 worth of tax free Twinkies was probably the tip-off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 The most serious charge, entry by false pretenses to real property of the United States with the intent to commit a felony, carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison, a $250,000 fine, or both. It would have been cheaper to move to New Hampshire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious3027 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 "...carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison, a $250,000 fine, or both." $62 worth of tax-free groceries just got a hell of a lot more expensive! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masshole Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Somehow the $5 he probably saved in taxes was worth the hundreds of dollars he probably spent creating his fake credentials and purchasing the uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sky_king Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 The problem is, he still had to pay the 5% surcharge and probably had to tip the baggers. Unless he bought $62 worth of meat, it would probably still be cheaper at the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovernmentMan Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Maybe he just gets a thrill out of tipping middle-age Asian ladies. I somehow doubt there any many opportunities to do so off-post in Southern Arizona. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BQZip01 Posted June 26, 2011 Share Posted June 26, 2011 "Go big or go home..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted March 15, 2012 Author Share Posted March 15, 2012 Pretending to be a Two Star is very popular these days... http://www.pownetwork.org/phonies/phonies532.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Davies Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I wonder whether anyone ever impersonates being a member of TIB? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Too bad there wasn't an E-9 around...what with those sleeves rolled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 If he had just worn sloppy ABUs, a gold oak leaf and a medical badge, nobody would have paid him any mind. But no...he just had to go in service dress as a 2* That ain't no lie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfargin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 I wonder whether anyone ever impersonates being a member of TIB? Steve I tried that but I got tired of having to sign autographs everywhere I went. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsplayr Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Pretending to be a Two Star is very popular these days... http://www.pownetwor.../phonies532.htm Dude is so dumb he can't even count to two...single star on those ABUs, 2-star on his "business card." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hvydvr Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 As fat as he is, he'd need to be at least a three-star to get past the waist measurment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperWSO Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Dude is so dumb he can't even count to two...single star on those ABUs, 2-star on his "business card." Maybe he was frocked? If not, he's definitely frocked now that he's been caught. Frock YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swizzle Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Dude is so dumb he can't even count to two...single star on those ABUs, 2-star on his "business card." No....one star on each lapel = two........duh! Edited March 16, 2012 by Swizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catbox Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) Dude is so dumb he can't even count to two...single star on those ABUs, 2-star on his "business card." Well, in his defense he was only "recently" promoted. The seamstress probably didn't work as fast as the print shop. Maybe he was frocked? If not, he's definitely frocked now that he's been caught. Frock YOU! Ok it took me two times to get this and all I have to say is boooooo. Great pun. Edited March 16, 2012 by Catbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Pipes Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) What the hell... I say we give the guy a shot! We've had so many Generals being outright imposters actually pretending to be leaders lately that this guy probably couldn't do much worse!!! "Wait... why would I want you to get a Masters degree if your job is to fly an airplane? Hey guys, why are we kicking out pilots or sending them to meaningless staff jobs when we spent millions of dollars training them and we have a pilot shortage?!?" This guy might actually fix stuff!!! Edited March 19, 2012 by Rusty Pipes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClearedHot Posted March 20, 2012 Author Share Posted March 20, 2012 And yet ANOTHER Douche... "When he lived in Las Vegas, Jacob R. Cruze used fake military documents to obtain license plates reserved for wounded Nevada war veterans." http://www.lvrj.com/news/fake-id-use-upsets-military-veterans-143287936.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M2 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 And yet ANOTHER Douche... "When he lived in Las Vegas, Jacob R. Cruze used fake military documents to obtain license plates reserved for wounded Nevada war veterans." http://www.lvrj.com/...-143287936.html Those front teeth are worthy of the 'WTF?!?' thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infamous Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 (edited) If he had just worn sloppy ABUs, a gold oak leaf and a medical badge, nobody would have paid him any mind. But no...he just had to go in service dress as a 2* hahaha so true. I'll never forget the time at OTS when I was an OT and saluted a 1LT going through the medical/lawyer/chaplain version of OTS... 4 of us were marching and I was carrying a guidon, I saluted and gave her the greeting of the day. I got a guidon salute back (she wasn't carrying a guidon) from her with the response "Good afternoon... sirs." Edited March 21, 2012 by Infamous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guineapigfury Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 hahaha so true. I'll never forget the time at OTS when I was an OT and saluted a 1LT going through the medical/lawyer/chaplain version of OTS... 4 of us were marching and I was carrying a guidon, I saluted and gave her the greeting of the day. I got a guidon salute back (she wasn't carrying a guidon) from her with the response "Good afternoon... sirs." Here are my 2 favorites from OTS. We were marching to class, probably on the exact same sidewalk, and here comes this chubby major, with half his front shirt untucked. We were almost late so there is nothing to do but salute and say "Good Morning Sir!", he responds with no salute and a "Hi Guys!" Number 2 is the first day for the new batch of COT(OTS for Chaplains, Lawyers, Docs) after we'd been there 6-7 weeks. I enter the latrine and there is a new guy in there in a state of utter confusion. He has his canteen belt on upside down and is trying to get his canteen in there, being defeated by gravity each time. I helpfully point out that he has his belt on upside down, thus resolving the situation. 2 days later I see this dude in the hallway wearing LtCol rank. Hope he's better at being a surgeon than getting dressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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