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  1. 1. Should Kuma get a foul language waiver?

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Spoo Gray Beard

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The option of "Ban Kuma" is missing from my poll. Please fix.

For once I agree with Vertigo, where's the fucking response to ban Kuma??? I mean for fuck's sake!!!! :rock:

Despite the fact that he only posts once a month, he knows how to cuss. Just vote yes.

EDIT: He's a former Marine. Do you know how bad it's killing him to not be able to drop an F-bomb on Huggy?!?

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M2 Gray Beard

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Spoo

FOUL: No such thing as a "former Marine." Once a Marine, always a Marine!

And the rules still stand, no goddamn cussing in the forum! Fucking hell, how many times do I have to say that? :nob:

Cheers! M2

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No.

He's a former Marine, and since "discipline" is soooo important to Marines, having the discipline to accept our attempts to "culture" him would show more character than we've seen,... his attempts at swearing at me notwithstanding.

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Kuma Crew Dawg

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The good news is that I will be able to communicate with most of you while not using curse words. Unfortuately, in Huggy's case, regardless of his supposed "culture", he no understand nothing wit out swearing words.

Well, that's not quite true either, because if you speak slowly enough, even Huggy gets it. Huggy, I am typing very, very slowly so that you can keep up.

M2 is absolutely correct in the fact that I am a Marine. I tell my friends that I was tired of the military life so I joined the Air Force. Currently, this Marine is on active duty Chair Farce orders listening to Huggy and Spoo talk about how I should be more civilized.

Kuma

P.S. Huggy, your "enter" button is stuck.

M2 - maybe you can give me a swear word ration card...that way I can meter out some really important swears against Huggy, and sometimes Spoo.

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Spoo Gray Beard

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Shit. I just remembered I posted this martini-fueled poll last night. I'm pretty sure "Kuma" is a reference to Kuma Beach. I'm not sure though, my recollection of Kuma's monosyllabic explanation is a little fuzzy. Oh yeah, he used to fly helos too, for whatever that's worth.

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"Kuma": two, basic syllables that can be grunted by just about any Marine. Not complex, robust, somewhat intimidating when you hear it, but the end, just noise... all just like Kuma himself.

As for making you "more civilized", don't get too worked up: having you get "less civilized" would be an even harder chore. Sort of like going less than Absolute Zero.

And as for "culturing" you, it would be less like getting you into your Sunday best and escorting Ivana Trump to the Oscars, and more like,... well,... "culturing" good bacteria in a petri dish.

And, Kuma, I'm proud of you for separating your last post into 3 paragraphs. Well done! Were you an English major? That's very nice.

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With Kuma being one of the few, the proud, the Marines, the amazing part is not his ability to swear. I'd expect nothing less. The amazing part is he is a Marine and that he can read!!! Since when did that happen?

Semper Fi and press on, Kuma.

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"Kuma": two, basic syllables that can be grunted by just about any Marine. Not complex, robust, somewhat intimidating when you hear it, but the end, just noise... all just like Kuma himself.

As for making you "more civilized", don't get too worked up: having you get "less civilized" would be an even harder chore. Sort of like going less than Absolute Zero.

And as for "culturing" you, it would be less like getting you into your Sunday best and escorting Ivana Trump to the Oscars, and more like,... well,... "culturing" good bacteria in a petri dish.

And, Kuma, I'm proud of you for separating your last post into 3 paragraphs. Well done! Were you an English major? That's very nice.

Yep, two syllables...similar yet different than "Hug" and "gy" as in Hug~gy. ###### you Huggy. Damn still not enough posts. "Just noise" Huggy? You hurt my feelings...both of them.

Vertigo - I am Kuma and am one of the good guys

TreeA10 - Ten years ago I couldn't even read Air Farce Officer, now I is one.

Spoo- Thanks.

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Ah, shucks, Kuma... I mean "noise" like the sound a cuddly bear makes.

Not a Huggy Bear. Just "a bear". Could be "polar". Like "polar opposites", which is the way you describe the Marines vs. the USAF.

Yes, "noise" was a poor choice of words. I meant to convey that the voice and words that scares those like interviewee, BQ students, and the Charleston witch are really misunderstood: behind the facade is a Marine-snake-pilot-killer-turned-USAF-ISR-fun-guy. :beer:

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The option of "Ban Kuma" is missing from my poll. Please fix.

If you've met both Huggy and Kuma, then you understand what this is all about.

Glad to see you finally joined the board Kuma, 'bout fucking time.

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Kuma Crew Dawg

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The option of "Ban Kuma" is missing from my poll. Please fix.

Vertigo - I am at a loss as to why you think I should be banned. Send me a PM and let me know the reasons; I will adjust so that I meet the expectations of this board.

With Spoo being a friend and brother, I am pretty sure he is not going to adjust his poll to include banning me. We are all free to start our own polls, however. If you feel strongly enough, I encourage you to start a poll of your own asking members to vote to ban me or not. That would be fair and logical. You've already got Capt4fans vote...

Kuma

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With Spoo being a friend and brother, I am pretty sure he is not going to adjust his poll to include banning me. We are all free to start our own polls, however. If you feel strongly enough, I encourage you to start a poll of your own asking members to vote to ban me or not. That would be fair and logical. You've already got Capt4fans vote...

If I'm going to start a poll of my own WRT a marine, it's going to be that chick that used to be on JAG...granted not a real Marine, but she gets my pole started every time.

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If I'm going to start a poll of my own WRT a marine, it's going to be that chick that used to be on JAG...granted not a real Marine, but she gets my pole started every time.

You can't bring her up without posting a pic. Some mod please increase zrooster's warn.

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