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M2    1,164

And I thought I didn't understand this Uber shit...

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M2    1,164

I thought kids flying fighters was the premise behind Iron Eagle?

Oh, and did I spot a 'Defensive Egg?!?'

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HuggyU2    909
5 hours ago, M2 said:

I thought kids flying fighters was the premise behind Iron Eagle?

Oh, and did I spot a 'Defensive Egg?!?'

 

I don't get it.  I'll ask my fighter pilot buds to explain it.  

I guess it's like U-2 pilots talking about data links, tube food, and shitting in the space suit:  it only entertains our group.  

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Kenny Powers    175

It's all fun and games until the defensive egg goes ballistic as you're gunning him and takes away your lag option...highly effective though if you don't get the kill right then and there.

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brabus    519

Well at least this won't come back to haunt them in a few years. I'm sure the bros will let it slide. 

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Buddy Spike    614
1 hour ago, brabus said:

Well at least this won't come back to haunt them in a few years. I'm sure the bros will let it slide. 

At this rate, there won't be any bros left in a few years.  

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Magnum    13

Perhaps no one has told them that tops in blue has been disbanded.  Anyone care to shatter their dreams?

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VMFA187    79

Isn't there already a thread where someone posted that masculinity in the AF Academy is bad?

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AZwildcat    138
On 8/9/2017 at 11:01 AM, skibum said:

USAFA grads gotta be so proud

 

That's gonna help pilot retention...

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Prozac    229

Those guys are gonna have so much fun at survival.  They must be so excited for the special "superstar" treatment they're going to receive.

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matmacwc    1,093

Makes me wonder what happened to the dancing cadet at the academy a few years back.

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tk1313    241
2 hours ago, Hopefulflyer389 said:

You must be mistaken. California gun laws are strict, like in Chicago, so it's pretty much impossible for criminals to get their hands on one.

 

Robber's Mom: "Stabbing somebody that many times, it doesn't take that many stab wounds to get somebody to succumb to you."

Wow, it's a mystery as to why your son didn't grow up to be a model citizen. Also, she seems to be an expert on submission through stabbing. How many times do you stab a man pointing a gun in another person's face before he is neutralized? Do you stab 5 times, then give the robber a chance to (1) run or (2) reach for their weapon and possibly shoot/stab you back in the interest of fair fighting? Is the initial number of stabs based on height, weight, strength, gender, and age of the criminal to be neutralized? Do you get to subtract the stabs received by the good Samaritan (1 to the neck in this case) from the initial number based on the variables? Is there a multiplier based on stab location (the neck is worse than the foot I would think)? The math might get tricky. A little advice from my old man (I'm sure, being a veteran, he didn't come up with it): Don't EVER point a gun at something you don't intent to shoot, and be damn sure you've considered all of the consequences of such a decision before acting.
 

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