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Mods, why is the "Gun Talk" thread locked?

Dunno, there weren't any reported posts in there so I am thinking it was a mistake. Let me check on that and get back to ya...

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OMG, it does sound like something "he who shall not be named" would do; maybe the Wing CC is a protege?? God help us all....

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Navy pilots grounded after flight over Lake Tahoe

SAN DIEGO - Two Navy helicopter pilots from North Island Naval Air Station were grounded over a YouTube video that allegedly showed them dipping the $33 million aircraft into Lake Tahoe.

In the video taken Sept. 13, both helicopters hit the water and one seems to spin out of control and crash into the water before its pilot apparently pulls the craft back into the air.

A Navy spokesman confirmed that the video was genuine footage of two MH- 60 Romeo helicopters from North Island's Helicopter Maritime Strike 41 squadron, The San Diego Union-Tribune reported.

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Holy $%^&!!!

Great commentary by the filmers. "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS POSSIBLE!"

I'm not sure if youtube is a blessing or a curse. Guess it depends on what end of the camera you're on.

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VRS?

Looked more like LTE to me.

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My guess is they were heavy and drooped the rotor trying to stop a descent. No kidding power available LTE is next to impossible in a Hawk barring extreme stupidity, although goofing around on Lake Tahoe doesn't bode well for their global SA. In any event, that bounce off the water recovery was pure luck.

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LONDON – A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday. (Source)

But they do have their uses!

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Aliens have deactivated British and US nuclear missiles, say US military pilots

Aliens have landed, infiltrated British nuclear missile sites and deactivated the weapons, according to US military pilots.

By Andy Bloxham

Published: 9:28AM BST 27 Sep 2010

The beings have repeated their efforts in the US and have been active since 1948, the men said, and accused the respective governments of trying to keep the information secret.

The unlikely claims were compiled by six former US airmen and another member of the military who interviewed or researched the evidence of 120 ex-military personnel.

The information they have collected suggests that aliens could have landed on Earth as recently as seven years ago.

The men's aim is to press the two governments to recognize the long-standing extra-terrestrial visits as fact.

They are to be presented on Monday 27 September at a meeting in Washington.

One of the men, Capt Robert Salas, said: "The US Air Force is lying about the national security implications of unidentified aerial objects at nuclear bases and we can prove it."

He said said he witnessed such an event first-hand on March 16, 1967, at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana which housed Minuteman nuclear missiles.

Capt Salas continued: "I was on duty when an object came over and hovered directly over the site.

"The missiles shut down - 10 Minuteman missiles. And the same thing happened at another site a week later. There's a strong interest in our missiles by these objects, wherever they come from. I personally think they're not from planet Earth."

Others claim to have seen similar activity in the UK.

Col Charles Halt said he saw a UFO at the former military base RAF Bentwaters, near Ipswich, 30 years ago, during which he saw beams of light fired into the base then heard on the military radio that aliens had landed inside the nuclear storage area.

He said: "I believe that the security services of both the United States and the United Kingdom have attempted - both then and now - to subvert the significance of what occurred at RAF Bentwaters by the use of well-practised methods of disinformation."

The site was then the base of the US 81st Tactical Fighter Wing.

Capt Bruce Fenstermacher, a former US Air Force officer, also claims he saw a cigar-shaped UFO hovering above a nuclear base in Wyoming in 1976.

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The United States military can't even keep the names of Afghan informants secret and these guys think that we have somehow been able to keep multiple alien landings over multiple decades secret? When I retire, I wanna try whatever it is they are on because it must be some good stuff.

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More alien shenanigans: UN to appoint space ambassador to greet alien visitors

Mazlan Othman, a Malaysian astrophysicist, is set to be tasked with co-ordinating humanity’s response if and when extraterrestrials make contact.

Aliens who landed on earth and asked: “Take me to your leader” would be directed to Mrs Othman. She will set out the details of her proposed new role at a Royal Society conference in Buckinghamshire next week.

The 58-year-old is expected to tell delegates that the proposal has been prompted by the recent discovery of hundreds of planets orbiting other starts, which is thought to make the discovery of extraterrestrial life more probable than ever before.

Mrs Othman is currently head of the UN’s little known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa).

In a recent talk to fellow scientists, she said: “The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day human kind will received signals from extraterrestrials.

“When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination.”

Professor Richard Crowther, an expert in space law at the UK space agency who leads delegations to the UN, said: “Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a ‘take me to your leader’ person”.

The plan to make Unoosa the co-ordinating body for dealing with alien encounters will be debated by UN scientific advisory committees and should eventually reach the body’s general assembly.

Opinion is divided about how future extraterrestrial visitors should be greeted. Under the Outer Space Treaty on 1967, which Unoosa oversees, UN members agreed to protect Earth against contamination by alien species by “sterilising” them.

Mrs Othman is understood to support a more tolerant approach.

But Professor Stephen Hawking has warned that alien interlopers should be treated with caution.

He said: “I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. The outcome for us would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

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Why on Earth wasn't I informed there there was even an opening for this position, I could have gotten a resume right out. Bet it pays well for the amount of work required.

For that matter, who'd have thought that there was a UN Office for Outer Space Affairs? Imagine walking into that office each morning...

"Hey Bob. How's outer space today?"

"It's still there."

"Good, no aliens then? Think I'll spend the day on Baseops..."

Edited by MKopack

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Wow, is it me, or does Robin Meade seem to be chunking up a bit?!?

She was still pretty tight here...

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And here...

But I'd still :bohica:

Speaking of which...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XEfHURMDwk

Cheers! M2

p.s. There used to be a CNN billboard on 410 & 90 here in SA with Robin on it, it would almost cause me to drive off the road several times a week!

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Wow, is it me, or does Robin Meade seem to be chunking up a bit?!?

She's getting thicker but still attractive for sure. I have noticed she's getting a smokers voice, it's a little nasty.

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Yes! And finally one day:

Aliens: "Take me to your leader."

UN Receptionist:"Oh... um... you're probably gonna need to see Mazlan down at the Office of Outer Space Affairs. Just take the elevator to the basement level. She's in office B369, last one on the left, next to the janitor's closet."

What if the astrophysicist Malaysian female UN delegate is part of an alien sleeper cell? And if she isn't, how can we trust her to not sell the rest of us out when the UFOs start showing up? GAME OVER, MAN!

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She's getting thicker but still attractive for sure. I have noticed she's getting a smokers voice, it's a little nasty.

Yep, busted here...

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Can I just say that I like the trend (thank you M2) of posting supporting female pics in this thread. Perhaps everyone should post an image with, well anything they decide to post?

Accordingly...

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FM

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Iran Unveils Squadrons of Flying Boats

Iran unveils squadrons of flying boats

Iran unveiled three squadrons of new flying boats on Tuesday, Iranian news agencies reported.

The craft, dubbed the Bavar 2, is armed with a machine gun and carries surveillance cameras, according to a report from the Iranian Student News Agency.

"Islamic Republic of Iran is one of the few countries which managed to design, build and use flying boats in a short time," said Defense Minister Brig. Gen. Ahmad Vahidi, who oversaw the delivering of the aircraft at the Bandar Abbas naval facility on the Persian Gulf near the Strait of Hormuz.

The delivery comes as Iran celebrates its Week of Sacred Defense, which commemorates its eight-year-long resistance to the 1980 Iraqi invasion, according to the Fars News Agency.

The flying boats look like one Iran used during Persian Gulf war games in April 2006. Media reports from the time include a video of a flying boat taking off.

After those 2006 reports, bloggers poked fun at Iran’s so-called stealth technology, saying the flying boat looked like something anyone could buy in kit form from mechanical magazine ads.

Has the Iranian Defense Minister noticed that flying boats went out of style in the 1940s? And that his beloved Iran isn't the first country to slap a gun on a flying boat? Nice job Iran...welcome to the world of flying boats...80 years late. FAIL.

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How is that supposed to be "stealthy" with an exposed prop?

...and from the looks of it the same engine as a '67 VW Bug...

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It is amazing people fall for these email scams. This an email conversation between a firend of mine and a hacker pretending to his wife. BTW, his wife was sitting next to him during this exchange. Start at the end.

From: Jonathan xxxxx <xxxxxxx@gmail.com>

Date: Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 9:08 AM

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: Monica xxxxxxx <xxxxx@yahoo.com>

I can send only 1/2 the money because it is Sunday on a holiday weekend. I will sell the donkey.

On Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 9:02 AM, Monica xxxxxx <xxxxxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:

Jon i just need your help ok if you no you can't help me tell me OK.....

--- On Sun, 9/5/10, Jonathan xxxxx<xxxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Jonathan xxxx<xxxx@gmail.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: "Monica xxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:54 PM

I am joking. But why didn't you take me, your husband? Are you having an affair?

On Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 8:52 AM, Monica xxxxx <xxxxxx@yahoo.com> wrote:

I'm sorry i didn't inform you that i'm going on a short vacation in united kingdom.....you must be joking i am in uk....

OK...

--- On Sun, 9/5/10, xxxxxxxxx.com <xxxxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:

From: xxxxxxxxxx.com <xxxxxxxx.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: "Monica xxxxxxx" <xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:41 PM

Monica,

I am sending the money if you can explain how you got to London when you are also sitting next to me.

Next time you pretend to be someone, don't send the email to their husband.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Monica xxxxxx <xxxxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sun, 5 Sep 2010 05:34:16 -0700 (PDT)

To: <xxxxxxxxx.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

Thhanks for mailing me back. if you no you wanna help me please help .so you can wired it to me forget about my cousin.....but which of my cousin is it Kai Warren or who.....i'm serious injured but one of the doctors in the hospital will help me an collect the money by the western union...

Love,

Monica

--- On Sun, 9/5/10, xxxxx@gmail.com <xxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:

From: xxxxxx@gmail.com <xxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: "Monica xxxxxxx" <xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:22 PM

Are you injured? You must be on heavy medication because your email is hard to understand. I talked to your cousin who is teaching there. He will bring you the money. I gave him the address and he is on his way.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Monica xxxxxxxxxxx <xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sun, 5 Sep 2010 05:15:36 -0700 (PDT)

To: <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

Thanks for replying me Jon i just need your help if you no you did not have feelings for me please don't help. why will you ask that where did we see last.....

i hope to hear you well...

Love.

Monica

--- On Sun, 9/5/10, xxxxxxxxx.com <xxxxxxxxxxx@gmail.com> wrote:

From: xxxxxxxxxxx.com <xxxxxxxxxxxx.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: "Monica xxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@yahoo.com>

Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 12:02 PM

I am a little confused. Before I send this, tell me what you are doing in London? And just so I know it is really you, tell me the last time we saw eachother.

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From: Monica xxxxxxxx <xxxxxxxxxxyahoo.com>

Date: Sun, 5 Sep 2010 04:42:49 -0700 (PDT)

To: <xxxxxxx.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

Glad to hear back from you. It has really been embarrassing for me. $1,750.USD will cover all my expenses, I promise to refund it to you as soon as I arrive home. You can wire it to my name from a western union outlet around. Here are the details you need to get it to me;

Name - Monica xxxxxxx

Location - 73 Kentish Town Rd, London, NW5 2TG United Kingdom

I still have my passport so I can use it as identification. You'll be given a 10 digit confirmation number as soon as the transfer goes through, email it to me as soon as you have wired the cash to me.

Love.

Monica

--- On Sun, 9/5/10, xxxxxxx.com <xxxxxxxxx.com> wrote:

From: xxxxxxx@gmail.com <xxxxxxxx.com>

Subject: Re: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

To: xxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Date: Sunday, September 5, 2010, 11:35 AM

Hi Monica,

This shouldn't be a problem. Tell me what to do.

Jon

------Original Message------

From: Monica xxxxxxxxxxx

ReplyTo: xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Subject: I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE !!!!

Sent: Sep 5, 2010 6:54 AM

Hello,

I'm sorry for this urgent email, I'm so distraught due to the

situation of things right now,I'm in London United Kingdom for a

short vacation,unfortunately i had an accident.worse of it was that

cash cell phone and credit cards were missing it's such a crazy and

terrifying experience for me, i need help paying my hospital and hotel

bills and flying back home for further treatment, the authorities are

not being 100% helping, but the good thing is that i still have my

passports,my return flight Leave back home Today, But i still have

problem in sorting out the hotel & specialist bills, All I need is

$1,750.USD I will

Appreciate any amount you can afford , Please let me Know if you can help me

Love.

Monica

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Edited by Butters

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I is amazing people fall for these email scams. This an email conversation between a firend of mine and a hacker pretending to his wife. BTW, his wife was sitting next to him during this exchange. Start at the end.

I is amazing people fall too.

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