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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! You shady "gas haulers"...It was you the whole time. Livin' your Gucci lifestyle, breaking in sweet locations, all while spraying the rest of us with God knows what. You should truly be ashamed.

(p.s. Don't look now, but for illustrative purposes I've taken the liberty of "leaking" this top secret photo showing the "nozzles" up close and personal. You've obviously been at this for a LONG time.)

KC-10_with_F-117.jpg

hahaha. Tankerenemy.com

KC-10 = most deadly aircraft in the USAF!

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I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! You shady "gas haulers"...It was you the whole time. Livin' your Gucci lifestyle, breaking in sweet locations, all while spraying the rest of us with God knows what. You should truly be ashamed.

(p.s. Don't look now, but for illustrative purposes I've taken the liberty of "leaking" this top secret photo showing the "nozzles" up close and personal. You've obviously been at this for a LONG time.)

KC-10_with_F-117.jpg

Yes definitely a long time.

When is the last time any of you kids saw a white over grey tanker!?

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  • 4 months later...

They have a conference!

Believers in chemtrails gather at L.A. conference

Believers in chemtrails - and there appear to be thousands of them - assert that visible vapor trails left by aircraft are intentionally filled with chemicals designed to either poison the atmosphere, delay global warming, control population growth, experiment with military weapons, and/or manipulate the weather.

It may sound like something out of the "The X-Files," and it's been dubbed a fringe conspiracy theory by most scientists, but, thanks to the Internet, it's gotten popular enough that it attracted more than 1,000 followers to Los Angeles this weekend for a three-day conference...

http://www.dailynews.com/news/ci_21344909/believers-chemtrails-gather-at-l-conference

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They have a conference!

Believers in chemtrails gather at L.A. conference

Believers in chemtrails - and there appear to be thousands of them - assert that visible vapor trails left by aircraft are intentionally filled with chemicals designed to either poison the atmosphere, delay global warming, control population growth, experiment with military weapons, and/or manipulate the weather.

It may sound like something out of the "The X-Files," and it's been dubbed a fringe conspiracy theory by most scientists, but, thanks to the Internet, it's gotten popular enough that it attracted more than 1,000 followers to Los Angeles this weekend for a three-day conference...

http://www.dailynews...at-l-conference

In an un-related news item, grocery stores around the LA area are reporting a mysterious run on aluminum foil. Local officials are baffled by the recent increase in demand for this household product. States one local councilman, "We've been getting reports of a lot of out-of-towners buying three to four rolls of aluminum foil at a time. There appears to be thousands of them".

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A few telling quotes from the "article":

From the lead image's caption

Mark "Dr. Dream" Peebler who is a Holistic Healing Practitioner, talks with Consciousness Beyond Chemtrails Conference attendees about the healing powers he uses with crystals, sound and vibration, and essential oils, among other things. (John McCoy / Staff Photographer)

The keynote speakers' "credentials"

The conference also featured a speech Saturday night from comedian/actress turned presidential candidate Roseanne Barr, who is topping the Peace & Freedom Party's ticket, with anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan as her vice presidential pick. Another speaker was Laura Eisenhower - the great-granddaughter of the 34th president who was described as a "cosmic mythologist" and "global alchemist."

And the best gem (buried around the 15th paragraph):

"The `Chemtrail' hoax has been investigated and refuted by many established and accredited universities, scientific organizations, and major media publications".

Still, photographer Margo Jim, a retired teacher who lives in Mount Washington in northeastern Los Angeles, believes "normal planes don't fly like that."

What do thousands of professionals that are experts in the field know that a photographer doesn't?

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Oh for fuck's sake, don't get another thread locked down!

It's like a fucking Canadian version of Godwin's Law up in here with all this stupid bullshit.

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