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A lot of these guys weren't born yet. It was that long ago.

Yeah, I know that; but do they gotta keep reminding us that we're old enough to be their fathers?!? :banghead:

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Yeah, I know that; but do they gotta keep reminding us that we're old enough to be their fathers?!? :banghead:

As long as we keep reminding them how childish they are, yes.

It's all about what they give you shit for. People like to say the Hog is slow but they never challenge accuracy, willingness to show some leg near the threat, persistence in the target area or importance of the mission.

So, being old isn't the worst thing they can call you.

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So, being old isn't the worst thing they can call you.

True that, and considering the alternatives, growing old is not such a bad thing...

:beer: to those who never got the chance!

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OLD FIGHTER PILOT

A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar. Stinking of whiskey and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.

"I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was an F-4E driver, flying out of Udorn back in ' Nam , but when they retired the Phantom all the thrill was gone, and soon they cashed me in as well. I learned to play the piano at AUSSIE-Club happy hours, so here I am."

The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off.. So, why not give him a try. The seedy pilot staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of soaring music unlike anything heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn't a dry eye in the place.

The bartender took the old fighter pilot a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played?

It's called "Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I'm Going Balls To The Wall For You" he said. After a long pull from the beer, leaving it empty, he said "I wrote it myself." The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player just went on into a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragti me that had the place jumping. After he finished, the fighter pilot acknowledged the applause, downed a second proffered mug, and told the crowd the song was called, "Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Light."

He then launched into another mesmerizing song and everyone in the room was enthralled. He announced that it was the latest rendition of his song, "Spread 'em Baby, It's Foggy Out Tonight and I Need To See The Centerline", excused himself and headed for the john.

When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, "Hey fly boy, the job is yours, but do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out.

"Know it?" the old fighter pilot replied, "Hell, I wrote it!"

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Won't claim authorship - I got it in e-mail today. Just thought it was worth sharing. Now where can I get a case of M-67s?

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Old man. How many people on this forum do you think actually got this one? That said...pretty damn funny.

Coming from the opposite side of what Aerdale said on a previous post "I take umbrage at the implication that -young- dudes" would not get that joke. I saw this last year on some site, laughed until I cried, and sent it to several buddies who "got it" too... We have more knowledge and respect for old school music than you guys realize, I think. My folks are often surprised...

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Don't feel like searching 50 pages of post but I feel these a applicable to said video.

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I was thinking this was a meme thread, where did the daily pic (NSFW) thread go?

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50 minutes ago, Guardian said:

It was deleted. Along with the original airline thread. I don’t call a real reason as to why it happened.

My memory isn't that great, but I believe it was due to whoever started the thread deleted their account.

No meme, just a great pair and a nice car!

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1 hour ago, M2 said:

My memory isn't that great, but I believe it was due to whoever started the thread deleted their account.

No meme, just a great pair and a nice car!

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Ha!  That place is just down the road from me.  Gotta love their marketing strategy.  More of a Chevy man myself.   The brunette can stay though.

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On 11/7/2018 at 4:00 AM, di1630 said:

My sortie got canx’d and I’m bored, no pics of boobs on my phone but hoping if I restart this 6.9yr old thread maybe some of you have additions.

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On 11/13/2018 at 6:35 PM, Bergman said:

Ha!  That place is just down the road from me.  Gotta love their marketing strategy.  More of a Chevy man myself.   The brunette can stay though.

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I prefer blondes.

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1 hour ago, Orbit said:

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