disgruntledemployee

All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they will get, Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes.... ha heh heh heh hehhh

I'm with CH on this one. 0.08% of their total population isn't the big deal, 120K/total size of military forces is the big deal. Vietnam is a decent analogy. Geopolitically, when Putin is replaced, Russia might change their game for the better, haven been sickened by a stupid war by a super stupid man. As for the superpower point, it's still fair to say they still have enough nukes to cut the earth in half. As for the Chiner thing, if it comes to blows, maybe that debt they hold becomes worthless, that is, canceled. Party on

Ugh. Might as well rename this the, "Get off my lawn" thread.

Please see this thread for context. Also, your boss said the AF would just replace anyone punching out. Push to Test was accomplished. Results verified. Replacements ain't easy, it'n it?

All members of that team need to be on a poster in all bars and pubs in America, especially in NY and DC. When any member of that team walks in, they are greeting with either a tip of the hat, small salute, or a raised fist. The bartender pours that dude's favorite (its on the poster) and sends it over with a low, solemn, "Thanks." FOREVER!

All the Pol pundits, etc, say the two most boring dudes on the stage came in last, which were former Govs Doug Burgum and Asa Hutchinson. Those two together as P/VP (it doesn't matter which one) would probably do just fine. They probably got enough grey matter between the ears to make informed decisions (unlike current dude), they both have executive level experience**, and they're boring. I think boring is good. ** I loved the irony of Pence when chastising Ramaswamy that now is not the time for OJT. Rama should have retorted, "like your former boss did?" PS. The Desantis "smile" at the end of his opening rant, where he didn't really answer the question, was hilarious. I can just imagine what was going on inside that brain... Ooh, a question... uhh, start the rant answer we rehearsed... look angry.. point... the end... uhh, smile? smirk? how do I smile again? just fake it... say cheese? He was the most fake up there the other night. Let's invade Mexico!!!

Well, shit. I suppose that oath to the Constitution is all bullshit, hence my flag ass wipe analogy. Carry on, buddy. Hey bartender, keep em coming, we're all fucked anyway.

Why do you want Trump to be your knight in shit armor? He ain't it, man. Find someone else. Be like the people that liked Hootie and the Blowfish or Nickelback on Monday, then hated 'em by Friday. We rightfully chastise Biden for dicking up the role of Commander in Chief. Trump dicked it up too. To me, it's like trump took a shit on your doorstep, rang your doorbell, took your American flag, wiped his ass with it, and dropped it at your feet, ask you what are you gonna do about it, flips you double birds, and walks off. And that is who you want back in office?

In most men there lurks a lesser man, and his presence smells in the sun. - Ernest Gann

He wasn't wearing a reflective belt. Listen to Jungle, those things can save you from all sortsa childhood trauma... purple nurples... hell yeah.

Meet the Bro

Next he'll be telling the kids to volunteer for AFPAC Hands reincarnated. PS. The Maj Osman account is AI.

So a few weeks ago I'm in SFO and saw that the local Whole Foods carries a beer I like. I head over, load up, and as I'm heading towards the checkout lanes, some scruffy looking dude is opening a fridge case with sandwiches. A security guard, wearing a vest, real gun and ammo, tazer, cuffs, etc., quick strides towards the dude, shouts, and the dude tries to run for it as the guard closed the gap. He whips out his baton and whacks the dude across his back, hard! He gets ready for another whack when the dude drops the goods and scampers for the exit. Warnings were shouted. I was a bit surprised, not by what I saw, but where I saw it. Yes, this was in San Fran.

Not to interrupt a good ol' internet knife fight, but that Duffleblog was hilarious. In it, there's a link to this lil gem. https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-culture/dan-crenshaws-new-campaign-ad-is-a-whole-thing/ Fast forward to 0:56

Know your alcohol limit. Know what kind of drunk you are. If it's angry/combative, seek to change. Know/follow the rules, and don't drive. DUIs ruin careers, even airline ones. Lastly, like Conan, know what is best in life. Now go watch some sappy sitcoms/Ted Lasso to learn the rest.

I thought I was reading The Onion. From AF Times, https://www.airforcetimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/07/11/1864-letter-recounts-confederate-soldiers-masturbation-addiction/ "The poor soldiers forced to bear witness to Charles’ ailment were no doubt scarred, their visages imprinted with thousand-yard stares well before ever being baptized in the fires of armed conflict. To this day, desperate cries of “It’s Johnny Reb, not Johnny Rub!” echo throughout the South, particularly in Pitts’ home state of Virginia, which labels itself as “for lovers” instead of for onanism." Ain't gonna lie, I had to look that last work up. Yep, Dictionary.com says it means: 1. masturbation. 2. coitus interruptus.

Maybe she'll grow up and become the Biden family's biggest nemesis. As defined by Brick Top, a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

But hey,"Next President Is" is my thread, I need the post count to, you know, seem relevant and popular.

Is he palming coke in to dad's pocket? "Hey pops, can I take care of your laundry?"

Mark my words, if I was ever granted 3 wishes or stumbled upon a Notebook like Death Note, I'd say/write "all human traffickers in the world" and crack open a cold one. Cheers

So fucking true.

Thanks Hoss, I think your sarcasm/facetiousness detector is maybe code 2. That article seems like an Onion or Duffleblog that sneaked into a news cycle.

I was looking to post that article too, and kept trying to find out who died.

That was funny, but also probably a good move too. Even funnier, he tripped over his teleprompter.