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HerkDerka

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HerkDerka last won the day on June 16 2012

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About HerkDerka

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  • Birthday 07/29/1979

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    C-130 Pilot, T-6 IP

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  1. HerkDerka

    The Next President is...

  2. HerkDerka

    Top Gun 2

    She was banging Sundown the whole time.
  3. HerkDerka

    Top Gun 2

    If they're going to do this, then it needs to be legit. Don't pussy-foot around, swing your dick and tell the real story. Charlie (D-CA): Fired from her civilian contractor job for having an inappropriate relationship in the workplace. Completely unqualified for government work...elected to congress. Hollywood: Minimal focus in combat, maximum focus on appearance...Chief of Naval Operations Wolfman: The nav who thinks he got a raw deal in ROTC. Finally, selected to attend Flight School. Washed out. Got his private's and now runs a mock dogfight business in the Mojave desert. Cougar: Flipping burgers since 1986 to pay off his tuition repayment. Recovering meth addict. Merlin: Progressed to the rank of LCDR and is still a nav in Hornets...one of two in a squadron of 150. Mostly prints/chums charts all day. Iceman: Never got over his combat freeze-up where the #2 guy had to save his ass. Recommended for separation after visiting Life Skills. Crawled inside a box of Twinkies and never came out. Slider: Dishonorably discharged after popping positive for the juice on a CO-directed drug test. Soon after, murdered by a Terminator while in bed with his girlfriend Ginger. Jester: Sim instructor... Vance AFB. Best hook rate 10 years running. Viper: Retired. Can be easily found jamming up traffic at the main gate while trying to find his ID since he (like all retirees) figures that 0730 is the most advantageous time to swarm the gate for his daily BX/Commissary/Class-6/MPF run. Goose: New SII: Crews will ensure they are not in a flat spin prior to ejecting. New NATOPS warning: WARNING: Ejecting during a flat spin may result in fatal injury. New boldface: EJECTION: 1) FLAT SPIN - NOT IN (BOTH) 2) EJECTION LOOP - PULL. His story beat to death during safety stand-downs. Maverick: Went VFR-direct to the Guard at the first opportunity.
  4. .....and the place was still called Randolph Field.
  5. HerkDerka

    3-star ripped for presentation referencing God

    Personally, I can't wait to make general. I'll be using my first 0530 CC call to convert all of you filthy infidels. My first rule.......WWFSMD?
  6. HerkDerka

    WTF? (**NSFW**)

    I once ate armadillo at a roadkill buffet. It tasted like...wait for it...chicken.
  7. HerkDerka

    Ed Rush - Fighter Pilot Program

    The program costs $97. I say withdraw $100 from the nearest ATM. Pocket $50. Then head downtown and pay some homeless drunk $50 to kick you in the nuts. That should recreate the experience at a 50% discount and minimal time loss.
  8. HerkDerka

    WTF? (**NSFW**)

    Busted.
  9. Funny how living in a fucking desert does that to people.
  10. HerkDerka

    WTF? (**NSFW**)

    "It's not gay if you're underway."
  11. HerkDerka

    Air Force Heritage

    That virtual tour is like watching every episode of Wings in 15 minutes. Very cool.
  12. HerkDerka

    T-6s Grounded

    Fuck yo timeline!
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