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His future looks pretty black and white. It's going to be ruff.

Frank Feldman one hell of a guy A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank. Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.' Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.' Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros.. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.' Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special. Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right. Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.' Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.' Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?' Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his fuckin' wife."

The dog had his AAD done and was a school select /Sarc. I agree it was ridiculous.

http://www.today.com/news/america-loves-you-jay-leno-surprises-wounded-veteran-new-car-1D80301922 With how negative the news has been lately it's nice to see a decent feel good story. Leno is a huge car nut as well.

So, she was a TACC controller. That would give me PTSD. I feel the need to smoke some weed every time I call those clowns.

Better a lump than a rash I always say. And please no private messages with photos of said rash... Thanks for the advice Deaddebate!

The dog is black trans lesbian dog though and is part of an all female lesbian butt sniffing crew.

Where does the dog stand in the next RIF?

So the CSAF can promote a fu(king dog to Maj but couldn't be there to pin a second Silver Star on MSgt Case? WTF? http://www.af.mil/News/ArticleDisplay/tabid/223/Article/554378/tacp-receives-second-silver-star-medal.aspx?source=GovD Edit: fat fingers

That's awesome. Now someone tell 2Lt Poochy to stock the fucking snackbar.

15 mires to the Rove Shack.

Good enough shot to pop 2 dudes threatening his boss. Works for me.

McCain is definately pro military, he's just a RINO in many other ways. And with all respect for his military service, he hasn't been the best Senator here in AZ, having many special interests of different kinds. Not as bad as a Randy Cunningham, but he's had his own share of scandal. His military special interests.....some are good like like the original KC-767 fiasco, to others that are questionable such as constituents in Phoenix for the F-35, while ignoring Tucson and the A-10 until fairly recently. It's far more McFlake and McChing who are the RINO and carpetbagger, respectively.

Good Lord! For a minute it thought this was some kind of a joke like a UPT video gone wrong. Holy flying fuckballs Batman I'm so thankful I retired when I did and am now a life member of the check-of-the-month-club and don't have to deal with this silly assed bullshit! Curt LeMay, Robin Olds, Bud Day and countless others must be rolling in their graves over this crap.

That's what makes the joke better; Aunt Mary is one bad bitch.