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Whats the difference between a navigator and a homosexual? Homosexuals have a future in the USAF,

From a SERE instructor: A fat nav and a skinny nav jump out of a plane. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares?

Sticking with the Nav theme... Two Navs walk up to a machine that is dispensing pilot wings. The wings cost 0.50, and each Nav has only a quarter. They discuss it, and determine that they're going to each put in a quarter, and they will take turns with the wings. They each put in a quarter, turn the knob (sts), and the wings pop out. The first Nav takes the wings, pins them to his chest, and struts around proudly. After 6-9 minutes, the second Nav jealously says, "All right, that's enough...my turn," to which the winged gent says, "FUCK YOU NAV!"

How do you get two navs into a fist fight? Ask them what time it is. Disclaimer: The preceding was an archaic joke that may not be comprehended by the iphone/GPS generation. For additional clarification please ask someone over the age of 45.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neal Armstrong? Neal Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson raped little boys.

Maybe sit the next one out, Fud...

"I want to die while I'm asleep just like my Grandfather; not screaming and yelling like his passengers"

Really good old Bell Canada TV commercial wish more American businesses would do things like this. Fitting for Veterans Day and Remembrance Day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1FNPx_YN4

Name me one conflict in which the USMC has had to use the VSTOL concept in their MAGTF? Other than building shorter bo-ats we don't need it. The AV-8B is a piece of shit. Here is a brilliant idea, let's share a BOMB between us. I haven't looked at the actual design plans, but if it is true and the VSTOL is the reason for a majority of the ineptitude in the design,then we are buying a flawed product. Just curious, but does anyone know why we continue to feed this USMC VSTOL canard?

But not all homosexuals are navigators.

I agree with Helodude. I don't think we have seen the end of the tsunami of the individual mandate but that shock wave will pale in comparison to the employer mandate. Nsplayr, so lying to 4-5% of the population is okay? What is that percentage of the population not okay? 6%? 10%? When should I worry that the president of our country is lying to us and how will I know he is only lying to a percentage of the population that we are okay with throwing under the bus?

They can't tell them what to do, but they can and certainly do pull the "If you want your choice of next assignment, you'll do what I say" card. Agreed that it is a good thing. I would pay good money to read some of them, because Lord knows there are quite a number of senior leaders who need to be (rightfully) slaughtered on these things. This is great college graduation or SOS guest speaker material, but just doesn't cut it in today's climate. I wish it were different, and indeed I can remember the days when you could speak out respectfully and it would be welcomed by squadron (and above) leadership. The sad truth is that these days, if you disagree with leadership, "regardless of the consequences" takes on a whole new meaning. In the last 5 years I have heard several instances of CGOs literally being threatened with 365 deployments, UAV assignments, getting non-join spouse assignments, and unfavorable rankings during the "RIF". I'm talking "You didn't agree with me over the TDY crew schedule, so I had your assignment cancelled" type things. There is a difference between possibly slowing your career/upgades/office movement down over "fighting the good fight" and "I don't get to see my family for a year because I spoke up." It doesn't take too many instances of that sort of heavy-handed "leadership" to shut everyone up. The worst offenders for this sort of behavior, in my experience over the last 2-3 years, have all made O-6 or O-7. As the saying goes, "Rule #3: There is no justice". FWIW, I'm not trying to grind an axe here. I'm just a former AD, now long time ANG guy who deploys quite a bit and watches in shocked amazement when I hear these stories from my AD buddies. I'm hopeful that the doses of current reality you are getting on BODN are helpful in fighting the good fight at the puzzle palace. We really need it.

I know dude, I won't win this one. I'm not mad about it, I just ask the question because I know there is no reasonable answer that can be given without DoD speaking out of two sides of its mouth. I think it will be an epic failure, we'll stereotype the GLBT community and someone (group) will get offended...and DoD will act like they never saw it coming. Hell, I think I'm one of the only ones not stereotyping the GLBT community because I don't think there is anything different about them from anyone else, other than what I'm not supposed to talk about. Ok, I'll stop...

Come on, you know. "Look at us, we're all inclusive now." You can get as mad about it as you want, won't change a damn thing.

Your buttplug is none of our concern.

What's the worst thing about eating bald pu$$y? Putting the diaper back on...