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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:07 PM
I find myself watching this every few days for a laugh. What gems would you add to "Sh!t Fighter Pilots Don't Say??"
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:17 PM
I LOVE blues!
Toro: "BQZip beat me to it"
Rainman: "...it could easily be argued the BUFF is THE best combat aircraft of all time."
Rainman: "...it could easily be argued the BUFF is THE best combat aircraft of all time."
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:33 PM
I can't wait until the squadron gay pride picnic!
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 08:33 PM
"I shacked that instrument approach!"
"My pattern work looked really good today!"
"It wasn't perfect, but that's okay."
"Man, I flew like shit today."
"My pattern work looked really good today!"
"It wasn't perfect, but that's okay."
"Man, I flew like shit today."
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:15 PM
"The tanker was in the clear"
"The heavy went around for me!"
"We just had a heavy dude cross-train into my unit"
"I circled today"
"I landed on the captain bars today"
"Thank god for civilian approaches"
"11-217 has some useful info"
"The heavy went around for me!"
"We just had a heavy dude cross-train into my unit"
"I circled today"
"I landed on the captain bars today"
"Thank god for civilian approaches"
"11-217 has some useful info"
Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:20 PM
"GCI, great call..."
What's his plan? A Russian doesn't take a dump without a plan.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:41 PM
matmacwc, on 01 July 2012 - 09:15 PM, said:
"11-217 has some useful info"
This should suffice.
"Man, my instrument approaches could use some work!"
"I hate dropping CBU!"
"I'm glad the tail kits are hard wired shut!"
"No, sorry...we can't give you a show of force."
"Low Level?? Fuck that!"
"GCI...you're not talking enough."
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:51 PM
LockheedFix, on 01 July 2012 - 08:33 PM, said:
I can't wait until the squadron gay pride picnic!
Actually, fighter pilots do say this.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 09:58 PM
"I plan on staying Active Duty after my 10 years are up!"
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 10:31 PM
"Sorry Boom, here's my tail number."
"You know what, I think that so to speak stuff is pretty
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"Man, I'm really glad all the heavies could be here for Red Flag/ME."
"Considering the cost of gas I'm really glad I got my Prius."
"That tanker crew was great about avoiding the sun and clouds!"
"More gas? Nah, no top off today, I need to fly conservative to RTB."
"You know what, I think that so to speak stuff is pretty
""Man, I'm really glad all the heavies could be here for Red Flag/ME."
"Considering the cost of gas I'm really glad I got my Prius."
"That tanker crew was great about avoiding the sun and clouds!"
"More gas? Nah, no top off today, I need to fly conservative to RTB."
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 11:32 PM
HeloDude, on 01 July 2012 - 09:51 PM, said:
Actually, fighter eagle pilots do say this.
FIFY.
The average fighter pilot, despite his sometimes swaggering exterior, is very much capable of feelings such as love, affection, intimacy and caring. These feelings just don't involve anyone else.
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Posted 01 July 2012 - 11:45 PM
Sure I'll take that Pred slot to Cannon!
Click and dragging my way to victory.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 05:49 AM
I landed right on the centerline today!
Shaggy, on 28 November 2009 - 03:55 PM, said:
Flight engineer's primary job is to make sure the pilots do everything on the check list.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 06:05 PM
You're right Doc, I do need my "xxxxxxxx" checked.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 07:02 PM
That gold bond video was pretty irresponsible.
Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving.
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 07:21 PM
"No thanks, guys. I really need to catch up on the CSAF Reading List. Have fun at the bar!"
"0-0-1-3"
"That cadet had some great insights."
"She had a headache, so I just went to sleep early."
"0-0-1-3"
"That cadet had some great insights."
"She had a headache, so I just went to sleep early."
"Carry your tool with pride. Display it when it is appropriate, conceal it when necessary. Don't assume everyone wants to see it, but don't be shy to wave it around either." - Napoleon Tanerite
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 08:22 PM
"I love formation takeoffs and landings"
"ACM backup? No thanks, I'd rather just do instruments"
"Vectors to final? Maybe next time, today I want to fly the approach as published"
"I always keep my mask up"
"I'm glad the rounds limiter is set at 111"
"I love ORIs"
"ACM backup? No thanks, I'd rather just do instruments"
"Vectors to final? Maybe next time, today I want to fly the approach as published"
"I always keep my mask up"
"I'm glad the rounds limiter is set at 111"
"I love ORIs"
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Posted 02 July 2012 - 10:24 PM
"No thanks. 3 beers is MY limit"
Toro: "BQZip beat me to it"
Rainman: "...it could easily be argued the BUFF is THE best combat aircraft of all time."
Rainman: "...it could easily be argued the BUFF is THE best combat aircraft of all time."
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