KState_Poke22, on 14 June 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:
Can't tell if serious...but if so then...wow...
Unfortunately I was not serious...I was in my own world for a few minutes as I imagined the two of them giving me my oral EPE (at the same time) for 5 hours as I asked them to clarify every question.
Her: "What is CFL?".
Me: "What exactly do you mean by CFL? Are you saying length matters now?"
Her: "talk me through a penetration approach"
Me: "well, a good approach would start with a few drinks. You should probably know her name too. What is your name again?"
Her: "You're not taking this 'oral' seriously...I'm going to have to ask the ADO to sit in on this one. (in walks the ADO also dressed in a dirndl)
ADO chick: "Where is your Dash 1?"
Me: "in my bag..."
ADO: "why don't you pull it out so the EP and I can examine it..." (start the porn guitar music)
...and that's how the check ride started in my mind.
Back on topic though...you're telling me the Pentagon has dedicated a day to celebrating a group's sexual orientation, but I can't watch straight porn at work? I'd get in trouble if I came to work boasting about my sexual exploits like my version of my check ride with those chicks...but we are going to spend the day celebrating a small group's sexual orientation? When you think about it, their sexual orientation is the only difference between them and the rest of the service...at least that is how i am supposed to look at them according to CBT slide 66. Why are we celebrating sexual orientation for one group of people? How exactly am I supposed to celebrate gay pride. Normally on cultural celebrations, we try foods, wear dirndl or lederhosen, look at history...this is not culture!
Edited by BitteEinBit, 15 June 2012 - 08:18 AM.